Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Central Montana is
planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Montana Style."
The contestants will start in Billings, travel over to Bozeman and on
to Butte. Then they will head north to Helena, Great Falls, Conrad and
Shelby. From there they will proceed east on to Havre and Malta. Then
they will go south to Grassrange and Roundup and the final leg will be
back to Billings.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008.
Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one that makes it back to Billings alive wins.
Good luck to all contestants.