if you gained 30 lbs - could your spouse

[lucky]

support the extra weight ,- would she mind if you set it on her ass , while doing it doggie ? Can you actually see your tool ? :crossx:

[phuggit]

I'd inject some ephedrine into her jelly donut every morning. She'd drop fifty pounds in a week, lose her teeth and polish my wheels with a dremel.

[Tom Brown]

This thread takes me back to the summer I worked in a welding shop.....

[MrsSigEpMock]

I'd inject some ephedrine into her jelly donut every morning. She'd drop fifty pounds in a week, lose her teeth and polish my wheels with a dremel.
You're alive!!! Gimme some ephedrine too!!