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Thread: PICK Up LINES

  1. #1
    FuelInMyVeins82
    Ok got this one the other day.
    If a fat man grabs you, and stuffs you in a bag, dont be afraid.... I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. :rollside:
    Lets hear em. I know you guys of all people have to some rad ones

  2. #2
    That Guy
    Did you clean those pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.... :crossx:

  3. #3
    ***boateditor
    Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night.

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    abraman1326
    Do you sleep on your stomach???
    No- Can I?
    Yes- Wanna sleep on mine
    Let's play army, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me.
    Was your daddy a thief, how did he stael the stars and put them in your eyes???
    BRA

  5. #5
    AltarGirl
    Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? :devil:
    Did it hurt?
    -what?
    When you fell from heaven?

  6. #6
    FuelInMyVeins82
    [QUOTE=abraman1326]Do you sleep on your stomach???
    Let's play army, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me.
    Thats rad. I'll have to remember that one
    Is your dad a terrorist, cause your the bomb

  7. #7
    76ANTHONY
    Nice shoes, wanna f*ck? :devil:
    Did it hurt?
    -what?
    When you fell from heaven?
    im thinkin the shoe ones gonna win.... :idea:

  8. #8
    Sigus
    Excuse me do you have any German in you?
    No...
    Would you like some

  9. #9
    deltarat
    My sister and her husband met at a party when they were in high school, and this was the first thing he said to her.
    If yo had two balls on your chin what would you say
    I dont know
    You wouldn't say anything because my Di$k would be in your mouth!
    They have now been married for 14 years!

  10. #10
    diggler
    If I can't have your virginity, can I at least have the box it came in?

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