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Thread: I need 2 Midgets in PHX area

  1. #1
    fourspeednup
    We're hosting a party at my work and every division has its own night. The competition has grown pretty fierce between us and one other so in addition to the mechanical bull we want to have midget wrestling. All the ones we have found are in LA and in addition to their pay they want us to fly them out and put them up in hotels...that puts us over budget.
    Who's got the hookup?
    I've seen stranger things spammed here LOL

  2. #2
    redi4fun
    Men, We have now reached a new low here at ***boat.
    MIDGET PIMPS

  3. #3
    topless
    All I have to say is YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. #4
    fourspeednup
    All I have to say is YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    No...if I was sick I would have asked for directions to the donkey show

  5. #5
    ChumpChange

  6. #6
    fourspeednup
    Just go to www.rent-a-midget.com
    Thanks....that's what I'm talking about. Looks like they do the So cal area too but it's worth a shot

  7. #7
    kcvega
    No...if I was sick I would have asked for directions to the donkey show
    How about midget donkeys?

  8. #8
    2Driver
    What workplace lets you get away with that $hit these days?
    :idea: Those twin brother midgets are in town selling the "get rich in real estate" seminars. Perhaps they do night work since the market has slowed? :rollside:
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...r-Orlando2.gif

  9. #9
    fourspeednup
    What workplace lets you get away with that $hit these days?
    :idea: Those twin brother midgets are in town selling the "get rich in real estate" seminars. Perhaps they do night work since the market has slowed? :rollside:
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/...r-Orlando2.gif
    It's my night gig at Sugar Daddy's bar
    Those guys would be great, all dressed up in $1000 dollar suits and rollin up in their Lambos with smokin hot wives...at least that's what I remember from their 3AM infomercials

  10. #10
    HM
    I'd help you out, but I am servicing Topless all weekend.

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