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  1. #11
    909er
    Is that a keg in your pants?
    Because I'd like to tap that ass

  2. #12
    YeLLowBoaT
    Use 1 finger to motion for a girl to come over too you. When she gets there say: "now if I ccan make you cum with one finger, Just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body."

  3. #13
    NorCalCat
    im thinkin the shoe ones gonna win.... :idea:
    Do you have any Danish in you?
    NO
    You want some?
    You know what would look good on the floor?
    What
    Your clothes!
    How about the good ole:
    "I don't want to throw out some pick up line, but lets go home and FOLCK"
    it actually works pretty good :rollside:

  4. #14
    Powerquestboy
    Guy: My watch speaks to me telepathically and it says your not wearing any panties.
    Girl: well its wrong because I am wearing panties
    Guy: oops its an hour fast.

  5. #15
    YeLLowBoaT
    If your right leg is Xmas and your left leg is new years..... Can I come vist you between the holidays?

  6. #16
    MODVP22
    Use 1 finger to motion for a girl to come over too you. When she gets there say: "now if I ccan make you cum with one finger, Just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body."
    Wow, now that one I like

  7. #17
    Cole Trickle
    I might not be the hottest guy in the bar but I am the only one talking to you.
    I might not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make the Bedrock!!!

  8. #18
    harrisonmirage
    Have a shot of Rye.It will put hair on your chest......Mine!
    If the word of the day is legs,spread the word.

  9. #19
    Havasu_Dreamin
    I am what I eat, I wanna be you in the morning.

  10. #20
    BIGJOEDUCKSLAYER
    Is Your Daddy A Baker? Because Those Sure Are So Nice Bunns.
    What Did The Blonds Right Leg Say To Left Leg??????
    Nothing They Have Not Met Yet
    What Did The Blonds Left Leg Say To Right Leg??????
    We Sure Could Make Alot Of Money Between Us

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