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  1. #1
    LaveyJet
    Kinda liked this story, I can relate
    Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
    Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under
    it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards
    the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other
    monkeys with cold water.
    After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all
    the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another
    monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
    Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace
    it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
    stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
    After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
    stairs, he will be assaulted.
    Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new
    one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer
    takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third
    original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth.
    Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of
    the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted
    to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the
    newest monkey.
    After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
    have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
    approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
    they know that's the way it's always been done around here.
    And that, my friends, is how company policy works

  2. #2
    Her454
    Kinda liked this story, I can relate
    Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
    Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under
    it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards
    the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other
    monkeys with cold water.
    After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all
    the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another
    monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.
    Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace
    it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
    stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
    After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
    stairs, he will be assaulted.
    Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new
    one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer
    takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third
    original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth.
    Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of
    the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted
    to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the
    newest monkey.
    After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
    have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
    approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
    they know that's the way it's always been done around here.
    And that, my friends, is how company policy works
    Kinda reminds me of ***boat when the Tribal Drums go off.

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