Reply With QuoteThat was silly T
Tell me it didnt make you at least grin tho........................ :rollside:
This is funny, ..............
Bears In Bars" try reading it aloud to the end??? It really is amusing!!!
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
(You're gonna love this...)
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!"
That was silly T
Tell me it didnt make you at least grin tho........................ :rollside:
Try telling that one after a few jello shots
Yea I've eaten a few of those. LOL
Both kinds.
Try telling that one after a few jello shots
Per my drunken friday night posts, I quit drinking all alcohol. Including Jello.
Until my head clears.
And BTW, I couldnt even say that sober very well...................
And BTW, I couldnt even say that sober very well...................
yeah, sometimes I wish had "speak check"
Was that a black boy bear with big balls and beady brown eyes who ate the barbitch?
This is funny, ..............
Bears In Bars" try reading it aloud to the end??? It really is amusing!!!
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
(You're gonna love this...)
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!"
hmmm a demanding bear....sounds like Karlene
yeah, sometimes I wish had "speak check"
LOL, ask Hooli - My yaptop came custom with it..................
hmmm a demanding bear....sounds like Karlene
Well well, look what the bear brought out of the woods...................... :rollside:
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