your welcome!!
They dont even DARE tell me to fold their clothes.....probably because they know I would solve that problem by putting a lock on MY washer and dryer.
90% of the stuff in that house is mine. Im just nice and let them use it
Oh.....and thanks
your welcome!!
your welcome!!
I thought this was funny....
Paul,
> When I have the occasional bad day and need to take it out on
>someone, I don't take it out on my loved ones anymore...
>
>I got the idea one day when I was sitting at my desk and
>remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and
>dialed it.
>
>A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris.
>May I please speak with Robin Carter?"
>
>Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me.
>
>I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's
>correct number and called her.
>
>I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging
>up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
>
>When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an
>asshole!" and hung up.
>
>I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it
>in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had
>a
>really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always
>cheered me up.
>
>When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic
>'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
>"Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to
>see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?"
>
>He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back
>and
>said, "That's because you're an asshole!"
>
>One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
>
>Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
>patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting
>for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his
>car
>window, so I wrote down his number.
>
>A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I
>had his number on speed dial ), I thought I had better call the BMW
>asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
>
>Yes, it is."
>
>"Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th
>Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
>
>"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
>
>"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
>
>"I'm home every evening after five."
>
>"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
>
>"Yes?"
>
>"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my
>speed dial, too.
>
>Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several
>months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.
>So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
>
>"Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
>
>"Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said.
>
>"Stop calling me," he screamed.
>
>"Make me," I said.
>
>"Who are you?" he asked.
>
>My name is Don Hansen."
>
>"Yeah? Where do you live?"
>
>"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my
>black Beamer parked in front."
>
>He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
>saying your prayers."
>
>I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."
>
>Then I called Asshole #2.
>
>"Hello?" he said.
>
>"Hello, asshole," I said.
>
>He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"
>
>"You'll what?" I said.
>
>"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
>
>I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
>now."
>
>Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
>at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my
>gay
>lover.
>
>Then I called Channel 12 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
>Street.
>
>I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.
>
>There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of
>six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
>
>NOW, I feel better.
>
>This anger management shit really works!
That was funny
Hahahahaha!!!! Anyone have 76Anthony's phone #??? :idea: :devil:
Hahahahaha!!!! Anyone have 76Anthony's phone #??? :idea: :devil:
I do
Speaking of which....where has he gone???
I do
Speaking of which....where has he gone???
I don't know...but i really need someone to abuse. This hot weather is making me a little loopy in the dome piece and all my MySpace friends are paying for it because i can't take it out on ***boat
I too have been wondering where he has been....I think I will call him as well. I LOVE THIS WEATHER!! I was driving home this morning wishing I had beach clothes.....I would have sat on the beach and read my book! After all it is Saturday!! lol...
I too have been wondering where he has been....I think I will call him as well. I LOVE THIS WEATHER!! I was driving home this morning wishing I had beach clothes.....I would have sat on the beach and read my book! After all it is Saturday!! lol...
Ahhh Melissa and her endless Saturdays... :yuk:
I too was driving & stripping last night...much like i'll be doing tonight because it's 82 F*cking degrees outside & i wore a sweater & jeans today!!!
Ahhh Melissa and her endless Saturdays... :yuk:
I too was driving & stripping last night...much like i'll be doing tonight because it's 82 F*cking degrees outside & i wore a sweater & jeans today!!!
Just washed my car....and its HOT outside!!!