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  1. #41
    barbigrl
    They dont even DARE tell me to fold their clothes.....probably because they know I would solve that problem by putting a lock on MY washer and dryer.
    90% of the stuff in that house is mine. Im just nice and let them use it
    Oh.....and thanks
    your welcome!!

  2. #42
    riverbound
    your welcome!!

  3. #43
    barbigrl
    I thought this was funny....
    Paul,
    > When I have the occasional bad day and need to take it out on
    >someone, I don't take it out on my loved ones anymore...
    >
    >I got the idea one day when I was sitting at my desk and
    >remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and
    >dialed it.
    >
    >A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris.
    >May I please speak with Robin Carter?"
    >
    >Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me.
    >
    >I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's
    >correct number and called her.
    >
    >I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging
    >up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
    >
    >When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an
    >asshole!" and hung up.
    >
    >I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it
    >in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had
    >a
    >really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always
    >cheered me up.
    >
    >When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic
    >'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,
    >"Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to
    >see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?"
    >
    >He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back
    >and
    >said, "That's because you're an asshole!"
    >
    >One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
    >
    >Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
    >patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting
    >for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his
    >car
    >window, so I wrote down his number.
    >
    >A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I
    >had his number on speed dial ), I thought I had better call the BMW
    >asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
    >
    >Yes, it is."
    >
    >"Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th
    >Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
    >
    >"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
    >
    >"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
    >
    >"I'm home every evening after five."
    >
    >"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
    >
    >"Yes?"
    >
    >"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my
    >speed dial, too.
    >
    >Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. But after several
    >months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.
    >So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
    >
    >"Hello." "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
    >
    >"Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said.
    >
    >"Stop calling me," he screamed.
    >
    >"Make me," I said.
    >
    >"Who are you?" he asked.
    >
    >My name is Don Hansen."
    >
    >"Yeah? Where do you live?"
    >
    >"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my
    >black Beamer parked in front."
    >
    >He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
    >saying your prayers."
    >
    >I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."
    >
    >Then I called Asshole #2.
    >
    >"Hello?" he said.
    >
    >"Hello, asshole," I said.
    >
    >He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"
    >
    >"You'll what?" I said.
    >
    >"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
    >
    >I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
    >now."
    >
    >Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
    >at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my
    >gay
    >lover.
    >
    >Then I called Channel 12 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
    >Street.
    >
    >I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.
    >
    >There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of
    >six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
    >
    >NOW, I feel better.
    >
    >This anger management shit really works!

  4. #44
    riverbound
    That was funny

  5. #45
    Do F150's Float?
    Hahahahaha!!!! Anyone have 76Anthony's phone #??? :idea: :devil:

  6. #46
    riverbound
    Hahahahaha!!!! Anyone have 76Anthony's phone #??? :idea: :devil:
    I do
    Speaking of which....where has he gone???

  7. #47
    Do F150's Float?
    I do
    Speaking of which....where has he gone???
    I don't know...but i really need someone to abuse. This hot weather is making me a little loopy in the dome piece and all my MySpace friends are paying for it because i can't take it out on ***boat

  8. #48
    barbigrl
    I too have been wondering where he has been....I think I will call him as well. I LOVE THIS WEATHER!! I was driving home this morning wishing I had beach clothes.....I would have sat on the beach and read my book! After all it is Saturday!! lol...

  9. #49
    Do F150's Float?
    I too have been wondering where he has been....I think I will call him as well. I LOVE THIS WEATHER!! I was driving home this morning wishing I had beach clothes.....I would have sat on the beach and read my book! After all it is Saturday!! lol...
    Ahhh Melissa and her endless Saturdays... :yuk:
    I too was driving & stripping last night...much like i'll be doing tonight because it's 82 F*cking degrees outside & i wore a sweater & jeans today!!!

  10. #50
    barbigrl
    Ahhh Melissa and her endless Saturdays... :yuk:
    I too was driving & stripping last night...much like i'll be doing tonight because it's 82 F*cking degrees outside & i wore a sweater & jeans today!!!
    Just washed my car....and its HOT outside!!!

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