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Thread: No prison time for Enron CEO

  1. #1
    SmokinLowriderSS
    He's dead. Died of natural causes (supposedly). Autopsy to follow (won't prove otherwise).
    It's really a coverup by the Bush administration, who used an un-named CIA covert opperative and secret drugs to assainate him so "dubya" wouldn't have to pardon him to prevents the "connection secrets" from ever being revealed. The ENRON skimming of money is what was actually funding the upcoming Invasion of N. Korea. It was all agreed to by the all-knowing CEO. All he wanted was free access to run the N Korean Nuke Power grid. :argue:
    Hey, why are there black GMC Suburbans keep driving by outside?????? :idea:
    Dark tinted windows ....................... Oh oh ..... :cry: :skull:

  2. #2
    redneckcharlie
    you do realize that poster x and blown are going to post something from the liberty forum that will disprove your post? llmfao! :rollside: :sqeyes:

  3. #3
    Blown 472
    Hope he rots in hell.

  4. #4
    Old Texan
    Was Lay Jewish?
    Was Cheney hunting nearby?
    Did Rumsfield close out several offshore accounts?
    Was DeLay conspiring to turn old Enron stock certificates into biofuel?
    Can Hillary blame it on Harry Reid?
    Was Bill C. consoling Lay's widow?
    Did Jimmy Hoffa used to live next door?
    Was Teddy K driving the ambulance?
    Should Kerry get a purple heart out of this?
    So many unanswered questions......................

  5. #5
    RICHARD TILL
    i`m thinking about all those poor people who got screwed out of their pension funds. Wonder where that money went?

  6. #6
    centerhill condor
    he didn't take it with him!
    now that he's gone to his reward, his lawyers will move to vacate the conviction and save the money Uncle Sam wants for themselves.
    rest assured he had money all over the world and somebody knows where it is and how to get it! we'll hear more about that later.
    Lay's widow... that's funny and likely being considered! but it depends on your definition of "is"....
    I am/was very surprised somebody didn't put a bullet in his head on the courthouse steps!

  7. #7
    Poster X
    Well, if you ever doubted stress was a killer....

  8. #8
    SmokinLowriderSS
    A tiny poke with Curare, and it's done. The curare breaks down in the tissues within minuites and so is undetectable. Also happens if it is drank and finds a bleeding ulcer or cold sore.
    Oh, for deeper, more unbreakable cover, the actual CIA assassin (who was an athiest posing as a hassidic jew) was a double-agent supposedly working for the US as amember of the Mossad, but actually a Mossad opperative spying on the US posing as a US agent spying on the Mossad. Thus, actually Israel did it to protect Bush.

  9. #9
    Jordy
    Who says he's dead??? With all the money he stole, you don't think it would be possible to fake your own death and flee the country to some non-extridition 3rd world country with nice white sandy beaches??? C'mon now. I don't buy into conspiracy theories, but this one makes more sense than anything I've heard yet.
    He and Tupac are hanging out under a palm tree oasis sipping fruity rum drinks.

  10. #10
    Old Texan
    Jordy, please send the Widow Lay a Team Turnkey sticker for ol' KL's urn. He's a prime example of "People Helping People".
    Bastard helped his self to all the money....................:crossx:

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