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  1. #1
    RitcheyRch
    Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
    The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
    The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a tank top and tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
    The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

  2. #2
    HocusPocus
    thats a keeper.

  3. #3
    Run_em_Hard
    Thats pretty funny.

  4. #4
    Hardly Satisfied
    that was good

  5. #5
    DeeCandyBar
    very funny

  6. #6
    fat rat
    Best I heard in a long time.........thanx!

  7. #7
    RitcheyRch
    Glad you guys enjoyed.

  8. #8
    TRUMP TIGHT
    I think i will run down to Home Depot and give em a hand!

  9. #9
    OCMerrill
    Nice!

  10. #10
    Kilrtoy
    cute little story

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