***boat Glossary

[Brooski]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: A line used to bag a hot chick (see trim)
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
DanHercules: A slower boat than mine, if it floats..
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better

[maxwedge]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: Line used to bag a hot chick
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better
LMAO!

[El Prosecutor]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: Line used to bag a hot chick
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better
I intended to start a serious thread, but I must admit THAT was hillarious.

[Danhercules]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: Line used to bag a hot chick
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
Brooski: a slow Southwind
Danhercules: A southwind that is faster than Brooski
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better
Brooski, I added the ones you forgot.

[IMPATIENT 1]

i like the "stringer" one. kinda made me gag alittle! :yuk:

[1978 Rogers]

Hey, is it OK to run it on the trailer?
Sorry, had to add that. :rollside:

[Liberator TJ1984]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter: a fellow boater who takes one for the team
Droop Snoot: your whacker
Hook:your GF or wife
Loader: boat bitch
Pop-off:drunkard that knows everything
Splash: your GF's hot twin sister
Stringern the Rag
Transom: oil reservoir
Thrust bearing: booty
Trim:her sweet spot
Tunnel:what you just dug yourself into after getting caught with a splash
*BTW, I know most of these already, I am just trying to get something started.
This could get good !

[Keyser]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: A line used to bag a hot chick (see trim)
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
DanHercules: A slow boat than mine, if it floats..
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better
Now thats some funny s*%$ right there!!!!!!