Yo, Hooli!

[OutCole'd]

Is it one of those musical ones ?
Please, I'm no baller like you, but I did get the neon kit on mine.

[hoolign]

I got my SWB can opener today and let me tell you, that thing flat out opens cans, and shit.
That's our showstopper special right now!

[hoolign]

Please, I'm no baller like you, but I did get the neon kit on mine.
did you order the big cranium can smasher or the deluxe model??

[OutCole'd]

did you order the big cranium can smasher or the deluxe model??
deluxe, why?

[hoolign]

deluxe, why?
It's the same as the "big cranium " model we just charge more for it! I just checked your order and your "Shockwavebob" roto-tiller should be sent out today! just remember to hold onto it firmly when you kick start it!

[OutCole'd]

It's the same as the "big cranium " model we just charge more for it! I just checked your order and your "Shockwavebob" roto-tiller should be sent out today! just remember to hold onto it firmly when you kick start it!
When you get a chance, could you please recheck my order? I paid extra for the SWB kick starter, it is supposed to kick the livin crap out of it, again, and again.......

[hoolign]

When you get a chance, could you please recheck my order? I paid extra for the SWB kick starter, it is supposed to kick the livin crap out of it, again, and again.......
Technically it's called "shitkick 4 System" and yes ..it's on.. Your order may be delayed a bit though..It seems it malfunctioned and beat the crap out of a bus load of school kids that were taking a tour of our new facility!

[OutCole'd]

Any word on the release of the SWB juicer? I heard that thing can ring the fockin juice out of a walnut, then beat the livin crap out of it.

[hoolign]

Any word on the release of the SWB juicer? I heard that thing can ring the fockin juice out of a walnut, then beat the livin crap out of it.
We only have the prototype right now and it currently at a rock quarry replacing the crusher!

[OGShocker]

We only have the prototype right now and it currently at a rock quarry replacing the crusher!
The video on your site is awesome. You do however have a problem with the "shockwavebob" fertalizer spreader Order Form. Just a heads up for ya, "lil feller".