"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
LMAO...
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
This is my favorite, although this one...
"Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Chuck Norris tendon. You do the math."
Had me laughing the hardest. Funny how reading this aloud to Craig who is feverishly working on our new website didn't have the same comedic effect it had on me reading it.
I am supposed to be working on Solidworks you see... something about a front ramp stop that I should have finished an hour ago.
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