You're The Father Of One Of My Kids

[rrrr]

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him
saying hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he
knows her from, so he says "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
butt?"
She said, "No, I'm your son's Math Teacher."

[anchorman]

Ahahhahahahah a thats great.
always plead ignorance never offer info

[SHAKE-YO-AZZ]

[plaster dave]

Lol

[Rexone]

Thats a good one
Carrot up butt... must have been a bench racer.

[lucky]

I vote /\ ( see above )
for the bench racer