Reply With Quotei was thinking about the brake fluid and clorox :idea:
This is a reminder of the funny, simpler times when you have boys, and a good laugh for those who don't........ Don't know if ya'all need this, but I sure know I DID !! Enjoy,
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
i was thinking about the brake fluid and clorox :idea:
i was thinking about the brake fluid and clorox :idea:
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Me 3..It Works! :rollside: :rollside:
heading out to the garage now
You got me on the clorox and brake fluid. I'll be trying that later. What ratio works best. 50/50?
we have 4 kids, my only son just turned 7 a week ago. he drives me wife crazy with the stuff he does.. he just makes me smile.
one more thing to add to that list.
a small marble will easily go into a 4 year olds nose but requires a Dr. to remove it. i still don't know how he got that thing so far up there!
Those are great...
a small marble will easily go into a 4 year olds nose but requires a Dr. to remove it. i still don't know how he got that thing so far up there!
so does a single square lego.
a medium sized lemon will get stuck in a toilet where you can't get it out unless you remove the toilet from the floor and turn it upside down..
Making sure I have brake fluid. :crossx:
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