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  1. #1
    Her454
    > I used to have a Labrador Retriever so I was buying a large bag
    > of Purina at Wal-Mart one day and was in line to check out.
    >
    > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
    >
    > On impulse, I told her "no" but that I was starting The Purina
    Diet
    > again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
    > hospital the last time I was on the diet but I HAD lost 50 pounds
    > before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out
    > of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    >
    > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
    > it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
    and
    > simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Plus the food is
    > nutritionally complete so I was going to try the diet again.
    >
    > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
    by
    > now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, biker who was
    > behind the lady.
    >
    > Horrified, the woman asked me if I'd ended up in the ER because
    I'd
    > been poisoned by the Purina. I told her "no."
    > Actually I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
    > hit me.
    >
    > I thought the biker was going to have to stagger out the door.

  2. #2
    Ziggy
    I managed to get out of the cars way but it still clipped my tail off......LOL, at least it was just my tail

  3. #3
    YODA
    I would love to have been in that line hearing that conversation and seeing the reaction of those people-too funny

  4. #4
    FMluvswater
    > I used to have a Labrador Retriever so I was buying a large bag
    > of Purina at Wal-Mart one day and was in line to check out.
    >
    > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
    >
    > On impulse, I told her "no" but that I was starting The Purina
    Diet
    > again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
    > hospital the last time I was on the diet but I HAD lost 50 pounds
    > before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out
    > of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
    >
    > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
    > it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
    and
    > simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Plus the food is
    > nutritionally complete so I was going to try the diet again.
    >
    > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
    by
    > now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, biker who was
    > behind the lady.
    >
    > Horrified, the woman asked me if I'd ended up in the ER because
    I'd
    > been poisoned by the Purina. I told her "no."
    > Actually I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
    > hit me.
    >
    > I thought the biker was going to have to stagger out the door.
    ROFLMFAO!!! :cry:

  5. #5
    Her454
    ROFLMFAO!!! :cry:
    Yea I figured you could appreciate my sick sense of appreciation too LOL.........

  6. #6
    Trailer Park Casanova
    Funny.

  7. #7
    Her454
    Funny.
    C'mon that deserved at least a ROTFLMAO, or a LMAO......not just a "funny". :rollside: :rollside:

  8. #8
    Trailer Park Casanova
    C'mon that deserved at least a ROTFLMAO, or a LMAO......not just a "funny". :rollside: :rollside:
    :rollside:
    It was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data...inningface.gif

  9. #9
    FMluvswater
    Yea I figured you could appreciate my sick sense of appreciation too LOL.........
    Sick? No no. I'm okay. You're okay. :smile:

  10. #10
    Her454
    :rollside:
    It was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data...inningface.gif
    Thats more like it. Just because you are retired now does not mean you have to be stuffy and not let loose with an occasional laugh or two
    Sick? No no. I'm okay. You're okay. :smile:
    Whew, I was concerned.

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