Reply With QuoteI also like to add a little squirt of water to the towel to ensure the least amount of chaffing!!
I rip the paper towels into smaller pieces to insure they don't get stuck in the drain. How about you??
I also like to add a little squirt of water to the towel to ensure the least amount of chaffing!!
I've never thrown paper towel in the toilet and I don't think I'll ever try it. Even facial tissue doesn't go down as well as TP.
I've wiped my ass plenty of times with paper towel, though. The trick is to not wipe too hard. That stuff is abrasive.
Sounds like a Job for Tom Brown
Facial tissue lacks in intergrity but it definitely will work in a "pinch"
Facial tissue lacks in intergrity but it definitely will work in a "pinch"
It flushes more easily if you soak it down with spooge prior to flushing.
I've wiped my ass plenty of times with paper towel, though. The trick is to not wipe too hard. That stuff is abrasive.
Cheapskate.
You gotta spring $2 Viva roll.
I've never thrown paper towel in the toilet and I don't think I'll ever try it. I've wiped my ass plenty of times with paper towel, though.
Tom, I don't think it's a good idea to save those paper towels and keep folding them into smaller squares for reuse.
If the cost of the good 2-ply shitpaper is bothering you, just get into the habit of stealing some from work. That's what this Dallas cop did:
Police fire officer accused of toilet paper theft
Dallas: Detective has denied stealing goods, worth about $8.40
08:36 PM CDT on Thursday, July 27, 2006
By TANYA EISERER / The Dallas Morning News
A Dallas detective was fired Thursday after investigators concluded that she stole toilet paper and paper towels on at least three occasions last fall from the northeast patrol station.
Senior Cpl. Stacey Wychopen, a property crimes investigator and 12-year veteran, was at least the 15th officer fired by Police Chief David Kunkle for misconduct since early June.
Cpl. Wychopen denied any wrongdoing.
"At no time did I steal any toilet paper and or paper towels from the department," she wrote in an internal affairs statement. "And I would never jeopardize my career for three toilet papers valued at 31 cents each and paper towel valued at $1."
She could not be reached for comment Thursday.
Behind the scenes, the incident has caused a stir in Cpl. Wychopen's unit, where she accused her co-workers of colluding to lie about her because she had earlier filed a harassment complaint against another officer.
"Since this investigation started, we the complaining officers have been called liars and big exaggerators by Wychopen, and that just is not the case, we saw what we saw," Senior Cpl. Roger Garcia, another detective in the unit, wrote in his statement to investigators.
According to police documents, cleaning crew workers employed by a private company began noticing last fall that paper towels and toilet paper were disappearing. Several officers reported seeing Cpl. Wychopen leaving with toilet paper and towels:
Officer Raymond Dethloff told investigators that he saw Cpl. Wychopen in early October in the parking lot with "a large clear bag that contained toilet paper rolls still in the white paper wrappers." He estimated that the bag contained 15 to 20 rolls.
Cpl. Garcia told investigators that on Oct. 17, he saw her park a city vehicle by a side door and then come outside with about six to seven rolls of toilet paper in her arms.
The next day, Senior Cpl. Thomas Cicio and Senior Cpl. Janice Green reported that they saw her going to a car with a double armload of toilet paper and paper towels. Detective Green wrote that she saw Cpl. Wychopen put the supplies in a box in the front seat of a city vehicle and then drive away.
Cpl. Green reported the incident to her supervisors, and then other officers came forward.
Cpl. Wychopen told her supervisors that she was using toilet paper and paper towels to clean up a spill in her city vehicle when Cpl. Cicio and Cpl. Green saw her. She said the other two incidents did not occur.
"I am totally innocent of any wrongdoing," Cpl. Wychopen wrote in one investigation statement. "I am a good officer and a good detective and very proud of this."
The case did not result in a criminal charge because the private cleaning company declined to prosecute. The goods in question were valued at about $8.40.
Funny because on my way out to Parker one time.......I stopped at the Taco Bell in Beumont where "They get ran Hard".........
Anyways, about half way down rice road in the middle of nowhere, the stomach was telling me that it needed to evacuate all foreign materials.
I pulled off of the main road and took one of those little dirt go to nowhere roads just far enough so nobody could see me (like anyone out there cared).
I dropped my shorts and blew mud for like 20 minutes.
NO TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!
DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DEPERATE MEASURES,
so I used my boxers and my socks. Left them out there for the birds, and bounced....It was terrible...
~NORD~
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