Ugly woman (joke)

[djunkie]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just cant believe you got laid twice."

[RitcheyRch]

hahahah thats good

[termiteguy]

:crossx: :crossx:

[HavasuSelect]

A fat lady walked into the shoe store today. She said she "wanted something that fit comfortably". I said "Why not try Wyoming"

[77hallett]

:crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

[Cole]

A Fat lady came over today, I said.......
"pull up a couch and sit down"! :rollside:

[Boy Named Sue]

A Fat lady came over today, I said.......
"pull up your pouch and sit down"! :rollside:
eww! :yuk: