No vessel assist in Parker. No Coast Guard. No Coast Guard Auxiliary. No nothing.
Pretty much I'm it. If we're out there we'll tow you to the nearest ramp and get you a ride to get the truck.
We won't jump start. Too much strain on the electronics, and the possibility for battery explosion.
If we're not out there, make sure you have a good paddle handy.
But with a 2-5 MPH current, and nowhere on the River more than a couple dozen yards from shore, not too many people get stranded.
Sometimes there may be a private salvage boat or 2 out, vulturing for an accident or sunk boat. They'll sometimes tow in a disabled boat, but be prepared for sticker shock. They'll rape you, big time.