Did you grow some acorns or did you realize that the threads were sounding a little feminine?
Where did the threads go? "Would you marry again" and "Tips for a relationship"? I think that was it, but you deleted them so fast I can't quite remember the full title. So you start a thread, people take the time to look at photos of your stupid mirror, they reply and you delete the threads? You come off as the guy on the beer commercial who get crushed by the can as it falls from the sky.