Chuck Norris is EMO.
Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.
Chuck Norris is EMO.
Chuck Norris is EMO.
Chuck will be very disappointed in you for saying that Mike.......lest you not forget this fact.....
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
That's pretty sweet.
BBUMNPMP&SMDs, not really but that was funny.