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  1. #1
    NashvilleBound
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
    house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
    to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
    into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
    spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
    kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
    whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
    guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
    honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
    my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had
    any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you
    too!!"

  2. #2
    riverroyal
    funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison

  3. #3
    NashvilleBound
    funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison
    LOL.....whatever junior. :rollside:

  4. #4
    RiverOtter
    Now that's funny

  5. #5
    riverroyal
    sorry,couldnt resist.Where were you anyways?Take december off from here?

  6. #6
    Captain Dan
    Now that's funny
    River Otter? Where ya been?

  7. #7
    NashvilleBound
    sorry,couldnt resist.Where were you anyways?Take december off from here?
    Uh, Duhhhhhhh......I wrote for you to call for lunch remember....san diego.... I know it WAS about 3 weeks ago and all...... as usual you were too busy to come out and play

  8. #8
    riverroyal
    though,i wasnt here much then either,my suicide not will be writen next week,Im outta here,well kinda

  9. #9
    little rowe boat

  10. #10
    RiverOtter
    River Otter? Where ya been?
    Dodging otter traps

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