funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you
too!!"
funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison
funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison
LOL.....whatever junior. :rollside:
Now that's funny
sorry,couldnt resist.Where were you anyways?Take december off from here?
Now that's funny
River Otter? Where ya been?
sorry,couldnt resist.Where were you anyways?Take december off from here?
Uh, Duhhhhhhh......I wrote for you to call for lunch remember....san diego.... I know it WAS about 3 weeks ago and all...... as usual you were too busy to come out and play
though,i wasnt here much then either,my suicide not will be writen next week,Im outta here,well kinda
River Otter? Where ya been?
Dodging otter traps