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Thread: Our line of SWB products is not moving so well??

  1. #1
    hoolign
    WTF?? we need a gimmick! any suggestions?? I thought maybe some catch phrase or a celebrity??

  2. #2
    ROZ
    I'm going to say what others have long to.....
    Pics, please.... I mean, how can you spam these without pics?
    Hope the moderator doesn't put this in the SPAM forum....

  3. #3
    hoolign
    I'm going to say what others have long to.....
    Pics, please.... I mean, how can you spam these without pics?
    Hope the moderator doesn't put this in the SPAM forum....
    The problem with that is everytime we try to take a product pic for the catolouge...the R&D dept grabs the damn thing for a refurb??

  4. #4
    OGShocker
    And now a message from the head of SBW Products.
    Character
    You, my friend, wouldn't know character if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. Judging by the company you keep, you're a horrible judge of character. Believe me, I've been around men of great character, ain't one in your bunch.
    You might want to use this somewhere in the return policy. :idea:

  5. #5
    hoolign
    And now a message from the head of SBW Products.
    Character
    You, my friend, wouldn't know character if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. Judging by the company you keep, you're a horrible judge of character. Believe me, I've been around men of great character, ain't one in your bunch.
    You might want to use this somewhere in the return policy. :idea:
    That's actually the word for word disclaimer at the end of our "Home shopping Channel" infomercial..we originally had Jack Lo Lane of "juicemaster fame" revel in the fact that we thought of him for the spot.. But Jack backed out due his Prostate was enlarged and could not deal with another pain in the ass
    Were petitioning Eric Estrada right now!

  6. #6
    OGShocker
    Were petitioning Eric Estrada right now!
    Your founder has to go to great lenghts to secure a mouth piece..
    http://www.geocities.com/donrosenber...ryandponch.jpg

  7. #7
    hoolign
    Your founder has to go to great lenghts to secure a mouth piece..
    http://www.geocities.com/donrosenber...ryandponch.jpg
    Holy shit is he pale!

  8. #8
    OGShocker
    Holy shit is he pale!
    Fresh FACIAL?

  9. #9
    OGShocker
    Damn, I thought I stirred the pot BUT you 2 got me beat by a long ways. I grew up playin with rattlesnakes around the house but you 2 gonna get bit.
    Rio
    Barking dogs don't bite! Besides, we're promoting a fictional product line in here. Nothing more...

  10. #10
    hoolign
    Damn, I thought I stirred the pot BUT you 2 got me beat by a long ways. I grew up playin with rattlesnakes around the house but you 2 gonna get bit.
    Rio
    Ohhh please! Bit..by what? he couldnt shut his mouth long enough to sink a fang in!

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