The Deaf Bookeeper

[JustMVG]

This might be an oldie, but i still like it!!!
A Mob Godfather finds out that his deaf bookkeeper has screwed him for $10 million bucks. He hired a deaf bookkeeper since it was assumed that he would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to lean on the bookkeeper about his missing money, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says:, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

[RitcheyRch]

Excellent.