So ..Can anyone guess where Tom Brown went tonight??

[maxwedge]

Somehow I know this going to turn out to be a big prank. Tom is probably just stuck in the bathroom with massive cramps or he's chained up in Hooli's basement with his hands tied and a ball gag in his mouth. But on the off chance Tom did actually get married...Congrats!

[sorry dog]

Maybe he'll tell us what the honeymoon smelled like later.

[Tom Brown]

He told me to TRY and keep my mouth shut!
I am soooooo not telling you the Cadbury secret.

[Tom Brown]

Thanks everyone for the congratulatory words.
In a strange twist of irony, Hooli is more full of shit than I've ever been. I didn't get married, although I'm thinking about checking out Brokenback Mountain.

[hoolign]

Thanks everyone for the congratulatory words.
In a strange twist of irony, Hooli is more full of shit than I've ever been. I didn't get married, although I'm thinking about checking out Brokenback Mountain.
You lied to me??? SEnd that freaking cutlery set back !

[Tom Brown]

You lied to me??? SEnd that freaking cutlery set back !
OK. I'll send the salt and pepper packets and serviette back too, since they're all in the same plastic bag.

[hoolign]

OK. I'll send the salt and pepper packets and serviette back too, since they're all in the same plastic bag.
Fine then

[Froggystyle]

Thanks everyone for the congratulatory words.
In a strange twist of irony, Hooli is more full of shit than I've ever been. I didn't get married, although I'm thinking about checking out Brokenback Mountain.
I don't believe you. So congratulations! I have my ninth year anniversary next week.... Lovin every minute.

[Rexone]

Son of a bitch.
Now I have to return the new "High Volume Power Toilet with vacuum servo" I was going to ship tomorrow.

[Tom Brown]

That hurts.
Those vacuum servos really put out.