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  1. #1
    soupersonic
    We ' re Off to See the Wizard!
    Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
    and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3059t.jpg
    They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
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    What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
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    Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
    "I've come for some courage."
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    No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"
    Richard Nixon stepped forward,
    "Well, I think I need a heart."
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    "Done! says the Wizard.
    Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
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    Up stepped Dubya and said,
    "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
    "No problem! said the Wizard.
    Consider it done."
    Then there is a great silence in the hall.
    Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
    But he doesnt say a word.
    Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
    "Well, what do you want?"
    http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3059bc.jpg
    "IS DOROTHY HERE?"

  2. #2
    MudPumper
    LMFAO :rollside:

  3. #3
    SHOTKALLIN
    Lmao

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