Dems Party Convention Agenda...

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DEMOCRATIC PARTY CONVENTION
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag-burning ceremony
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse
Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense
fund.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and
female couples)
9:30 p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and
Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney Frank
(D.Mass.), Sponsor
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. "Free Saddam," pep Rally.
11:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary
home from the convention?

[talbert450r]

L.O.L.

[dragboat]

to funny but to true

[RICHARD TILL]

they`ll also drag out some stricken hero for sympathy. :cry: wonder who it will be this time?

[Run_em_Hard]

I have one thing to say...fuk Barbra Streisand.

[1978 Rogers]

Thats a good one.

[jimslade]

And I thought our Liberal party was out to lunch.

[SnoopJonnyJon]

I just think it is pretty disrespectful and disciminatory that they didn't find a time slot to perform a marriage between a man, a women and a horse. I haven't seen it, but a friend of mine was telling me there are some DVD's about it and they were definately in love.