LOL!
Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with
the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor
gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, RoseÂ’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: LetÂ’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: MonicaÂ’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesnÂ’t remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.....ooh, letÂ’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
LOL!
Don't forget, the main difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic is that we know how many people went down on the Titanic!
Hell I say if the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the world can't get any side nooky what the hell good is the job!!!! :crossx:
Of course I would hope that the Pres would have more fillies then pigs in the stable :yuk:
That's funny...
Hell I say if the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the world can't get any side nooky what the hell good is the job!!!! :crossx:
Of course I would hope that the Pres would have more fillies then pigs in the stable :yuk:
yea...that job blows hard
Love that!