Reply With Quote"How you gonna sell weed when you smokin it all?"
"I dont know. Thats my only problem."
You gotta see this turd, it looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.
"How you gonna sell weed when you smokin it all?"
"I dont know. Thats my only problem."
"Am I turtle enough for your turtle club?.... Turtle, turtle."
-Master of disguise
"I'm your huckleberry"
"Well apparently Mr. Ringo her is an educated man....he reminds me of someone...me, yep now im sure of it, i really hate em"
"we train young men to drop fire on people...but their commanders won't allow them to write FOCK on their planes because its obscene"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..smells like victory"
"never get out of the boat...absolutely god dumbed right!"
"somtimes the "dark side" overtakes what Lincoln called the better angles of our nature"
"how many men had I killed? there where those six I knew about for sure...close enough to blow their last breath in my face"
Apocolypse now
"next time you hang a man...you make sure you kill him"
"you know in all the excitement I kinda lost count myself...you feeling lucky, punk?"
"Blues Brothers..? shit...they still owe you money fool"
The whole movie "Patton"
She has gone from suck to blow. Spaceballs
i want you to reach back in that bag and get my wallet its the one that says Bad Motherf**ker on it. you see that one with bad Mother F**ker on it.
not sure if it has been said yet but
"give me just one ping"
hunt for red october
"How do you kill women and children?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them as far.....Get some....Get some"
"Where you from private Joker"
"Texas"
"holy shiat Texas only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look much like a steer so that kind of narrows it down don't it.
"do you suck dicks"
"NO"
"bullshiat you like the kind of guy that would f*ck a guy in the arse and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around"
Full Metal Jacket
"tell the chef this is low grade dog food... this steak still has the marks from where the jockey was hitting it"
"last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it"
"Cemeterys and country clubs are the biggest waste of prime real estate. Hell thats why Wang and I bought land near the great wall .. on the good side"
"hey you scratched my anchor"
Rodney Dangerfield
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