"I used to **** guys like you in prison" - Roadhouse
"Those aren't pillows!"
Guess what I am, A zit, get it?
"I used to **** guys like you in prison" - Roadhouse
"The sheriff is a n......ear" "what he say" "I said the sherif is a ni......ear" "sheriffs comming" "as honorary chairman I present this loral and hardy hand shake to our new ni......."
...so the Dali Lama's gonna stiff me. I say's, uhhhh, excuse me your excellence, but, ahhh how 'bout a litle sometin' for the effort?
"you Screw Up One More Time And You'll Be Flying A Cargo Plane Full Of Rubber Dog Sh%t Out Of Hong Kong!" Top Gun
"was your dad a meat burgler? Heres why I ask. Because it looks it looks like someone took two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants."
Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man
...wheresssss the ressss of thissss moooossssse?
...I guess you never run out of ice, then!
...OK. I'll give you $200, but you have to Simonize my cahh!
...oh. You're a hedge!
"The sheriff is a n......ear" "what he say" "I said the sherif is a ni......ear" "sheriffs comming" "as honorary chairman I present this loral and hardy hand shake to our new ni......."
"Good mornin ma'am, Isn't it a lovley mornin?"
"Up yours nigger"
My favorite movie.
"Why do I have to be Mr Pink?"
"Shut up. Its just a focking name."
"Thats easy for you to say, you have a cool name. You're Mr Black."
-Reservoir Dogs
"Just because it's your job, doesn't make it right." Cool Hand Luke