My 5 year old son went up to his mom and said, "Mommy, would you please untie my Karate uniform?"
She said to him, "Ryan, those are really good manners...I'm proud of you. Sure, I'll untie it, come here"
He responds, "Good, 'cause I gotta take a dump"
I swear it just happened. I'm just trying to figure out where he learned to talk like that?
My 5 year old son went up to his mom and said, "Mommy, would you please untie my Karate uniform?"
She said to him, "Ryan, those are really good manners...I'm proud of you. Sure, I'll untie it, come here"
He responds, "Good, 'cause I gotta take a dump"
I swear it just happened. I'm just trying to figure out where he learned to talk like that?
Lol, maybe he takes after his dad?
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My 5 year old son went up to his mom and said, "Mommy, would you please untie my Karate uniform?"
She said to him, "Ryan, those are really good manners...I'm proud of you. Sure, I'll untie it, come here"
He responds, "Good, 'cause I gotta take a dump"
I swear it just happened. I'm just trying to figure out where he learned to talk like that?
When he was done did you ask him.. "diditfloat?"
Long time ago,
I was helping a friend with his DIRT modified. We were working in his shop and his little daughter came up to him and said. Dad,
yes Gretchen, Dad I gotta take a Chit.....Well Gretchen, go in the house and tell your mother.
Funny thing was, it wasnt a shit....but a CHIT
We still talk about it today.
Gretchen, now has a daughter.
Man, I am getting old.
Be good, Jim
LOL....Thats funny. My 3 and 5 year old boy's get me in trouble on a regular basis with my wife.
I know a 12 year old that asked him grandma if she thought Jesus woke up with morning wood?
My cousin at age 15 gets into an argument with his dad-(my uncle).
Uncle--Come here you little son of a bitch...
Cousin- What does that make mom.....
True story
Chip off the old block right there.
A friend of mine just lost her aunt yesterday. They've had three deaths in the family in the last few months and they are Catholic.
She sits her 5 year old son down and says "Nero, you know what this means, right?" He says "yea mom, I gotta put my good clothes on again and go to a damn funeral".
Kids. :rollside:
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