Joke..

[soupersonic]

MILDRED'S SUICIDE
>
> Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was
> particularly despondent over the recent death of her
> husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill
> herself and join him in death. Thinking that it
> would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
> out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to
> shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly
> broken in the first place.
>
> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
> vegetable and burden on someone, she called her
> doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
> the heart would be on a woman.
>
> The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below
> your left breast."
>
> Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the
> hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee....
>
>

[HCS]

......... :rollside: