A guy is in line at the grocery store. He notices the woman in front of him is putting eggs, milk, bread and carrots onto the conveyor belt. He's looks at the food, then looks at her and says.........
"You MUST be a single woman"
The lady replies "my, you can tell that just by what kind of food I'm buying?"
"No" he says "it's because you're FOCKING UGLY"
bwaaaaaaaahaaaahahahahahahaha