In fact I will pay you.......
Wife...........includes a lot of baggage:
3 "kicker" dogs(they shit tootsie rolls).........
2 rabbits (some how these phukkin things cost $150 a piece).........
1 Cat named El Vira
A membership to "Cookie Lee Jewelry" pyramid scam
2 horses (one of which belonged to a Circus)
Get it now I will even through in a free Headache for Life........
Is this considered Non-Boat Spam.......
I really do Love Her
just screwing with Outnumbered