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Thread: Guy Rules.

  1. #1
    HavasuSelect
    > Now here are the rules from the male side.
    > These are our rules!
    > Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
    > ON PURPOSE!
    >
    >
    >
    > 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
    >
    > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    > We need it up, you need it down.
    > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
    >
    > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
    > or the changing of the tides.
    > Let it be.
    >
    > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
    > And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
    >
    > 1. Crying is blackmail.
    >
    > 1. Ask for what you want.
    > Let us be clear on this one:
    > Subtle hints do not work!
    > Strong hints do not work!
    > Obvious hints do not work!
    > Just say it!
    >
    > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
    >question.
    >
    > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
    >That's what we do.
    > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    >
    > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
    >
    >
    >
    > See a doctor.
    >
    > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
    >
    > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't
    >Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
    >
    > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    > Don't ask us.
    >
    > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
    >the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
    >
    > 1. You can either ask us to do something
    > Or tell us how you want it done.
    > Not both.
    > If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
    >
    > 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
    >commercials.
    >
    > 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
    >we.
    >
    > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
    >fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
    >
    > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    > We do that.
    >
    > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act
    >like nothing's wrong.
    > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
    >
    > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
    >answer you don't want to hear.
    >
    > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
    >fine...Really.
    >
    > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
    >prepared to discuss such topics as sports, cars,
    > or, sex.
    >
    > 1. You have enough clothes.
    >
    > 1. You have too many shoes.
    >
    > 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
    >
    > 1. Thank you for reading this.
    > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

  2. #2
    Froggystyle
    Read this thread from way back... I thought a lot about what construed "Guy Skills"
    http://www.***boat.com/forums/showth...&highlight=man

  3. #3
    RitcheyRch
    Awesome.

  4. #4
    EAZYKILLER2006
    it works for me ~ i live with nothing but guys~ hubby ~sons there friends~ so this is EXACTLY THE WAY IT IS HERE ~IN THIS HOME AND OUR VACATION HOME (havasu) lol IF IT ISNT THIS WAY WITH ALL MEN THEN ALL U GUYS ARE ALL WIPPED!~ GET BACK YOUR BALLS~and if i complain about anything i will get left at home... so if your wives cant hang leave them at home and if the dont like it ~let them sleep on the couch~now that how a real man handles there business...
    > Now here are the rules from the male side.
    > These are our rules!
    > Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
    > ON PURPOSE!
    >
    >
    >
    > 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
    >
    > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
    > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
    > We need it up, you need it down.
    > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
    >
    > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
    > or the changing of the tides.
    > Let it be.
    >
    > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
    > And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
    >
    > 1. Crying is blackmail.
    >
    > 1. Ask for what you want.
    > Let us be clear on this one:
    > Subtle hints do not work!
    > Strong hints do not work!
    > Obvious hints do not work!
    > Just say it!
    >
    > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
    >question.
    >
    > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
    >That's what we do.
    > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    >
    > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
    >
    >
    >
    > See a doctor.
    >
    > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
    >
    > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't
    >Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
    >
    > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
    > Don't ask us.
    >
    > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of
    >the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
    >
    > 1. You can either ask us to do something
    > Or tell us how you want it done.
    > Not both.
    > If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
    >
    > 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
    >commercials.
    >
    > 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
    >we.
    >
    > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
    >fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
    >
    > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
    > We do that.
    >
    > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act
    >like nothing's wrong.
    > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
    >
    > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
    >answer you don't want to hear.
    >
    > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
    >fine...Really.
    >
    > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
    >prepared to discuss such topics as sports, cars,
    > or, sex.
    >
    > 1. You have enough clothes.
    >
    > 1. You have too many shoes.
    >
    > 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
    >
    > 1. Thank you for reading this.
    > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

  5. #5
    INSman
    it works for me ~ i live with nothing but guys~ hubby ~sons there friends~ so this is EXACTLY THE WAY IT IS HERE ~IN THIS HOME AND OUR VACATION HOME (havasu) lol IF IT ISNT THIS WAY WITH ALL MEN THEN ALL U GUYS ARE ALL WIPPED!~ GET BACK YOUR BALLS~and if i complain about anything i will get left at home... so if your wives cant hang leave them at home and if the dont like it ~let them sleep on the couch~now that how a real man handles there business...
    That's "HOT"

  6. #6
    Hardly Satisfied
    that's good

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