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  1. #1
    RitcheyRch
    Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp.
    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand
    how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same
    size as kids. I just don't get it."
    "Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"
    "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
    "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
    "Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
    "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
    "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to unlock
    the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out
    of 'em, and eat 'em!"
    "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't
    gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
    sh-t out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an a-hole and a
    briefcase.

  2. #2
    hoolign
    Lmao!

  3. #3
    bite me
    Now Thats Funny________but True

  4. #4
    Moneypitt
    Yeah, for sure. Remember most politicians were lawyers first.......MP

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