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Thread: Wal-Mart Has Everything !!!

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    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
    behind him My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
    "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike
    "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
    sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
    It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."
    So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
    Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
    urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
    heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
    That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
    Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
    He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
    samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
    Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He
    deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
    The computer prints the following:
    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
    (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
    Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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    Hardly Satisfied
    that's funny

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    Funny stuff

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