My Son was born.
My ex had an easy delivery, but kept wanting to get up and run outta the hospital.
All was going smooth until the nurse said to her, "Youre having killer contractions, we can't believe you're not in horrible pain".
What a thing to say,, made her panic.
Then when the Dr Circumsized him, the nurse put the phone on PA and played him crying all over the hospital.
MY ex mother in law looks like a shop worn Mick Jagger and I was always scared the kids would get her looks.
Wheew, none of them did.
Raising another family, my wifes kids, and it's excellent.
Love having kids around.