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    An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in
    a long time decided to dress up and go out.
    The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
    and tied a lemon between her legs.
    When she came out, the old man cried, "You
    can't go out like that!"
    She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
    Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
    stark raving naked with a potato tied to his
    The old woman says, “You're going out like that?"
    And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go
    as a dick-tator.

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    LMAO!!!!! :rollside:

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