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Thread: Agenda for the Democratic Convention 2008

  1. #1
    I think this is funny, I dont care who ya are LOL.
    Just Released- Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:
    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
    7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
    7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
    8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
    8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
    8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
    9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac
    9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
    9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn
    9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
    9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    9:50 P.M . Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
    9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
    10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad
    11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
    11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry
    11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
    12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

  2. #2
    Should pack all the honored guest in a bus and Ted can drive them all home, all the way to Hell. :idea:

  3. #3
    Sometimes the funniest things are based in truth. This is priceless.

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