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Thread: Unprecedented Court Ruling

  1. #1
    soupersonic
    Subject: News Release
    The Arizona Republic: Phoenix, AZ - A seven year old boy was at the center
    of a phoenix courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
    over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten
    by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt in
    keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity
    be maintained.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more
    than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
    then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
    they also beat him.
    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
    domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
    the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
    custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer
    with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
    Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
    anyone.

  2. #2
    spectratoad

  3. #3
    Tequila-John
    HAHAHAHAH! That is funny shite bud

  4. #4
    switchin'addiction

  5. #5
    Jetdriver
    That was a stretch but a good one!

  6. #6
    Boatandrvloanguy
    Wait are sure that was not in a Oakland court house...

  7. #7
    Jyruiz
    Lol.

  8. #8
    Nord
    I'm rooting for the Cards, not a fan, but they have Spezio and Eckstien.
    I'd like to see Detroit pick a game up though................just to drag it out.

  9. #9
    sea2lake
    I'm rooting for the Cards, not a fan, but they have Spezio and Eckstien.
    I'd like to see Detroit pick a game up though................just to drag it out.
    Arizona Cardinals are a football team...lol

  10. #10
    a catered life
    nice read and great ending

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