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Thread: Great wife

  1. #1
    v-drive
    Well today I turned the big double nickle.
    I got home and there was a nicely wrapped box
    on the table with my name on it. I opened it and there was my favorite cologne with a note that read there is more underneath. there was an envelope with a lot of money and a note that read this is so you can buy that powerglide thing for your Lavey Craft. I think I will give her the great wife award. V-drive

  2. #2
    Infomaniac
    Does she have a sister?
    How is your health?

  3. #3
    O.B eddie
    Wives are cool but I prefer a hairum.....HeeHaaw

  4. #4
    v-drive
    Yeah but! and the doc says i'll go another 55.
    She hasn't seen me drive V-drive

  5. #5
    superdave013
    O.B eddie:
    Wives are cool but I prefer a hairum.....HeeHaaw OB, ya might want to loosen up your jacket just a tad.

  6. #6
    Chief 2 Wings
    A hairum of what O.B.? ONLY BOYS

  7. #7
    126driver
    Hey v-drive, you didn't show your wife the "Steak & a Blowjob" thread by any chance did you? eek! I figure if I show my wife I'll surely get boat parts for my b-day! wink

  8. #8
    Fiat48
    Infomaniac:
    Does she have a sister?
    How is your health? I am still laughing! Info has low E.T. with that answer posted in less than 7 minutes. For the rest of us, we must follow the rules (written by a woman).
    THE RULES
    >
    > 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
    >
    > 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
    >
    > 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
    >
    > 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she
    > must immediately change some of THE RULES.
    >
    > 5. The Female is never wrong.
    >
    > 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a
    > flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did
    > or said wrong.
    >
    > 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately
    > for causing the misunderstanding.
    >
    > 8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
    >
    > 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express
    > written consent of The Female.
    >
    > 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
    > time.
    >
    > 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the
    > Female wants him to be angry or upset.
    >
    > 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male
    > know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
    >
    > 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at
    > all times.
    >
    > 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female
    > meant, not what she said.
    >
    > 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he
    > can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
    >
    > 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void
    > and the Male must cater to her every whim.
    >
    > 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily
    > harm.
    >
    > 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must
    > refer to Rule #5.
    I just had to do that!

  9. #9
    Sangerboy
    Fiat48:
    Infomaniac:
    Does she have a sister?
    How is your health? I am still laughing! Info has low E.T. with that answer posted in less than 7 minutes. For the rest of us, we must follow the rules (written by a woman).
    THE RULES
    >
    > 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
    >
    > 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
    >
    > 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
    >
    > 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she
    > must immediately change some of THE RULES.
    >
    > 5. The Female is never wrong.
    >
    > 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a
    > flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did
    > or said wrong.
    >
    > 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately
    > for causing the misunderstanding.
    >
    > 8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
    >
    > 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express
    > written consent of The Female.
    >
    > 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
    > time.
    >
    > 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the
    > Female wants him to be angry or upset.
    >
    > 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male
    > know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
    >
    > 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at
    > all times.
    >
    > 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female
    > meant, not what she said.
    >
    > 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he
    > can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
    >
    > 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void
    > and the Male must cater to her every whim.
    >
    > 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily
    > harm.
    >
    > 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must
    > refer to Rule #5.
    I just had to do that! I had a poster that listed many of these rules and found it helpful to add a couple of others.
    > 19. Regarding rule # 16 at no time is the Male
    > allowed to diagnose the condition of PMS
    > 20. The real danger lies not in the accurate diagnosis
    > of the PMS condition but in the false positive
    > misdiagnosis.

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