Wrap yourself in Seran Wrap and go as leftovers.
Wear all white, kind of like something house painters wear... and go as "A White Lie"... You just wear that and take a black magic marker and have people at the party write lies all over you... good conversation piece too. You can start by writing a few on it yourself...
The check is in the mail
I didn't have sex with that woman
We are there for the nukes
I promise not to come in your mouth
You get the idea...
Wrap self in foil, put collender on head, carry spatula. When people ask what you are.....tell them....."odd."
Shave your ass, and go as a full moon. :2purples:
Wear your ol' lady's tightest jeans.
And a tight black T-shirt, preferably with a band name on it.
Comb your hair forward.
Tell everyone you're an Emo.
Wear your ol' lady's tightest jeans.
And a tight black T-shirt, preferably with a band name on it.
Comb your hair forward.
Tell everyone you're an Emo.
EMOS rock.......
Go as a man cheating on his wife.......
Wear a White dress shirt the first three buttons undone a tie loose around your neck......dress pants with lace panties hanging out of the pocket... hair kinda messy and lipstick prints on your neck and cheeks. If you are single you can ask single girls to refresh your lipstick prints thru out the night....good ice breaker.
go to kfc and get a bucket of chicken to carry around. when someone asks what you are, tell them you are a 6 foot maneating chicken!!!!
You can also impersonate one of your friends. Just dress/talk like them the whole night. I'm going on my 3rd year of doing this and it's always a hit. (Not to mention inexpensive)
lol...this is what i'm doing for my friends party tonight!!!!! he hurt himself at work recently and had a sling on, so i'm wearing work clothes with a sling!!! (auto glass installer)
I cant remember if I got this here or on some other place. It was either this or Elvis tonight soooooo....... THANK YOU . THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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