Man could tell you a story about those shots;
Vanilla Vodka $ 40.00
Frangelica $ 20.00
Bath room remodel $5K
Seeing your wife hugging the toilet dipping her hand in to it and wiping her face off with the puke she just put in it
PRICELESS
After watching this for two hours I went to bed and she was asleep on the floor in the bathroom. She at some point woke up and thought she would get cleaned up and come to bed. She jumped in the tub and fell asleep with the water running. When she woke up the water in the tub was cold and she couldnt figure out why. She told me in the morning that the water heater was not working and she wanted a shower so I needed to go check it. After steeping out of bed on to wet carpet I had a pretty good idea that the water heater was not going to be my problem. The whole bathroom was flooded, carpet ruined and it sat like that so long that the base boards had filled with water and the sheet rock was moist. I tiled every bath room in the house after that night.