I need to buy a boat and might sink it at lake Piru. I am getting a 3rd job soon that will pay 100 grand a year but don't pay attention to that.
I need the donations because I might be an asshole and spin my soon to be new boat with my kids in it and get my leg stuck under the drivers seat and almost drown.
Please donate to my soon to be cause and I will keep you all updated. This will surely be a bad weekend.
Thanks for your help.
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P.S. This is not a scam.