One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little
boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your
Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's
a piece of ass!"