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Thread: If a 400 pound man on a treadmill

  1. #1
    Biglue
    With 2 kites strapped under his arms and the treadmill is going 200MPH will he take flight?

  2. #2
    Tom Brown
    How's that atkins program working out, Lue?

  3. #3
    ahhell
    only if he has wheels and friction and shit

  4. #4
    Biglue
    How's that atkins program working out, Lue?
    Not too good, I miss the pork rinds too much and barracaded myself in the hall closet with a bag of them. Local FD had to come rescue me.

  5. #5
    AirtimeLavey
    Again, yes, he would fly, too. Although, probably not very far.

  6. #6
    Danhercules
    Not too good, I miss the pork rinds too much and barracaded myself in the hall closet with a bag of them. Local FD had to come rescue me.
    Pork rinds are ok on Atkins. Look at the carbs, If I remeber right, NONE!!

  7. #7
    HocusPocus
    how did you know i bought a treadmill? :yuk:

  8. #8
    bocco
    Is he eating a McRib sandwich?

  9. #9
    RitcheyRch
    Maybe more than one.
    Is he eating a McRib sandwich?

  10. #10
    hoolign
    With 2 kites strapped under his arms and the treadmill is going 200MPH will he take flight?
    yes! Thats how I go to visit Tom. The return trip is a bitch though cause brown does not have a tread mill and constantly puts my kites on Ebay when iget there! So i suppose the correct answer would be ..50% of the time!

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