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Thread: Yo Mamma!

  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Am I the only one who loves that show.
    BTW - Yo Mamma's house is so dirty , the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

  2. #2
    Aqua Boogie1
    Yo Mama is soo dumb, she was drivin to the airport and saw the sign that read "Airport left". She turned around and went home!!!!

  3. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Yo mamma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a fork.

  4. #4
    1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
    2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
    3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
    4. Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
    5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
    6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
    7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
    8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
    9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
    10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

  5. #5
    Yo mama so fat she ate Jenny AND Craig!
    Yo Mama so poor when she was kicking a can and I asked her, "What 'ja doin'," she answered, "moving"
    Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at Sea-World!

  6. #6
    Your mama is so fat, when she sits on a dollar four quarters pop out.
    Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree!
    Your mom is so fat, when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt, Helicopters start landing on her.
    Yo Mama's so fat when she sings, It's over!
    Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. .
    Yo'momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. .

  7. #7
    To mamma so black, she sweet soy sauce....

  8. #8
    Yo mama is so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet

  9. #9
    Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck...

  10. #10
    Yo mama's so poor there's people in Africa having telethons to raise money for her.

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