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Yo mamma's so fat she went bungy jumping and went straight to hell
Yo mamma's so stupid she heard it was chilly outside and ran in to get a bowl
Yo mamma's so fat her picture weighs 15 pounds
Yo mamma's like a hardware store...$0.10 a screw
Yo mamma's like McDonalds...over 80 billion served
Yo mamma's like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn
Yo mamma's like a city bus...everyone's ridden in her at one time or another
And my personal favorite...
Yo mamma's like Myspace...everyone's on her
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat you gotta roll over twice to get off her
Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips
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Yo momma so old, her birthday expired
Yo momma so fat, she cut her leg and gravy came out
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yo mamma so fat she gotta iron her pants in the driveway!
wilmer is gaaaaay!
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yo mamma hair so short she rolls it with rice.
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yo mamma got one leg,,,they call her Ilene.
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yo mamma wig got a chin strap and a ipod.
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yo mamma so dirty she swam in long beach and left a ring on the queen mary.
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yo mamma hair is so greasy she farts wd-40.
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Yo momma so short, you can see her feet in her drivers license picture
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