Bad weekend. Was out on Lake Piru with the kids on the treadmill...and as soon as I started running faster than the treadmill could go, it flipped and threw us all off of it. Luckily the kids weren't hurt, but I got my leg stuck on the handlebars and nearly went down with the treadmill. Lost all of our beer...
How fast and deep did the treadmill sink?
Going against a 20mph current at a speed of 95mph, how much will it cost to recover the treadmill?
How much money can I get all you suckers to donate to the "Leave The Treadmill At The Bottom Of The Lake Fund"?